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Neutrino bath mat

While cleaning the bathroom not long ago I accidentally dripped bleach on a cheap forest-green bathmat I had just bought to match the bathroom counter. The spot immediately bleached to a bright golden orange.

After the unintended staining experience repeated a couple of times I had an idea. When life gives you lemons, etc. So I gathered a few round kitchen items and the bleach bottle and had myself a little art party. Here are the before and after pics. (The "before" is actually an unstained twin of the stained mat.)

bathmat before

bathmat after

Voila! Instant op art. Not too shabby. If you can't tell, I'd been shooting for something vaguely like subatomic particle tracks. The orange actually matches highlights in a frame around the bathroom mirror. Not anything I'd snap up at Pottery barn, but better than looking like the bathmat was visited by an incontinent tomato-loving chicken. Or maybe not. You tell me.

art 2003.08.22 link

Comments

As optimistic as I was about this project, I think it works better in the abstract than it does on the bathroom floor. I'm getting seasick every time I go into the bathroom and still think of the incontinent chicken only this time it's running in circles.

There's one more thing to try: bleach the whole mat to a nice uniform gold. If that fails, I'll toss it and try to find something in mop-water grey.

Prentiss Riddle [riddle cxe io punkto com] • 2003.08.22
I like it! It would be pretty entirely gold as well.

linden [lindenen cxe aol punkto com] • 2003.08.22
I forgot to add that it reminds me of Miro's work.

linden [lindenen cxe aol punkto com] • 2003.08.22
prentiss, why do you use bleach to clean your bathroom? that's so bad for your brain!

melanie [mojomariposa cxe yahoo punkto com] • 2003.08.25
Because it's what I have around? I don't know -- what do you recommend?

I'd heard years ago that bleach is nasty (contains dioxin among other things, or so I was told) and I've tried to use it sparingly, but I do reach for the bleach when scrubbing alone won't do what needs to be done. What will it do to my brain? Or do you mean drain?

Prentiss Riddle [riddle cxe io punkto com] • 2003.08.26
You should get a scrub with bleach in it!

linden [lindenen cxe aol punkto com] • 2003.08.28
It took a lot of bleach, but the easily-stained green bathmats are now a brilliant golden orange. Who'd have guessed such a lovely color was hiding under that drab green? If only they'd offered the gold to begin with.

Prentiss Riddle [riddle cxe io punkto com] • 2003.08.30
I'm gonna steal this idea too. When our bathroom flooded, the bathmat got really gross, so it needs a makeover.

kika [kika cxe expositionkink punkto com] • 2003.09.07
mix the bleach with ammonia and put it on...

Yo [asdas cxe aol punkto com] • 2004.02.16
mix the bleach with ammonia and put it on...

Yo [asdas cxe aol punkto com] • 2004.02.16
"Yo" is trying to get me killed. As your mother should have taught you, never mix bleach and ammonia: together they make highly toxic chloramine gas.

Prentiss Riddle [riddle cxe io punkto com] • 2004.02.17
I liked your creativity Prentiss. I think the bathmat could have even been hung on the wall. Properly framed of course. It was already "matted"...ha ha!

Anyway this is being posted almost two years later and I imagine your pretty gold bathmat has disintegrated by now. Bleach is rather harsh on fabrics but I hope it's still working for you!

Ann [gulbrandsen2 cxe yahoo punkto com] • 2005.12.03
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